Sunday, July 12, 2009

Dear Terrifying Though Tiny Spider,

I'd like to make it known that you are not welcome in the bathroom. That is not a suitable place for you to reside and your presence makes me uncomfortable. I didn't mind you sitting still on the wall but watching all of your twangy legs flicker about gave me the creeps. You crawled into the shower and I watched you dance down the wall; I thought I would wash you down the drain and let you figure it out from there, but when I peeked around the curtain you were nowhere in site!! You are quite the Houdini, Tiny, but I hope this is where your trickery stops. Please find an escape route or do as Charlotte and expire.

Salutations!
Casey.

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