cats are so sniffy

I really enjoy my job, and I'm doing well. I want to work; I look forward to it each morning as I make the short trip east of i75 and- to my surprise, theres not one point during the day I would "rather be anywhere else." I love the people I work with. I love my job sober, I love it high, I love it. I honestly just have to keep track of shit(and urine) and I get to play with dogs. And they're all different!! No two behave the same, each one I deal with at my job is as different as every human to the next. The tasks at this job are not annoying. I have freedom while carrying out my responsibilities, not someone breathing down my back making certain I'm doing what I should be doing. Working at Victoria's Secret was shitty because I had to hear the same requirements, the same updates, the same guidelines and tips and blah, blah blah. Until I get tired of hearing that same nagging plea for the tenth time that evening and stick a gun in my mouth, pull the trigger and say "see what you did?"
I don't need a babysitter. I know what to do, and it needs to be done. I like doing it because I feel it has worth. I'm not wasting my time, little lives depend on it! Kittens! For fuck sakes, think of the kittens. I do. And the dogs can't let themselves out. I do. : ]

Another notable perk would have to be when I curse at the dogs, they don't care. Try telling a Victoria's Secret customer don't chew on that, you bitch. When a dog's being retarded I get to just tell it so, or in fact as long as I use the appropriate tone and inflection to convey my message to the pooch, I can say whatever I goddamn please for whatever instance.
-Yes, I behave when other humans are around.
-No, I don't converse with animals.

Anyway, I'm glad I have a fun job that also pays well because it's just barely worth the awkward tan lines I'm getting from being outside so much; the harsh border circumscribing my ankle that separates a sexy bronze and a pale beige. I'm starting to lose my tan. I have no time or drive left to tan, it makes me look forward to eventually finding a new job. An indoor one!